GAIA OREGANO AFFIDAVIT

 GAIA OREGANO AFFIDAVIT: 

I’m Gaia Oregano, but you probably know that. I’m sure many people have already mentioned me. I’m the problem child. ‘Why can’t you be like your dad and work in the military? Why can’t you be like your brother and farm? Why can’t you be like your mom and die?’ I’ve heard it all before. I love my brother to bits, but that kinda life ain’t for me. I thought I could make a real difference. Did you know that billions of people lost their homes and now have to start fresh, after the Empire invaded the outer rim of the galaxy to sap those planets dry of their resources? Yeah, those people don’t even have money after the government refused to take what the empire claims to be ‘fraudulent’ currency, after they themselves forced the people to shift to the galactic credits. They get taxed exorbitant amounts to pay for the Doom Sphere that everyone voted against. This is a massive jeopardization of democracy, but what should I suspect when there’s a literal dictator in control? I told Daddy about it, and how the emperor was ruining the lives of so many people, and he imprisoned me, his own daughter. He came into my cell every so often, trying to talk, but every time he did, he always would end the talks with how ‘I’m listening to the wrong news’ and ‘those people are poor, so they don’t even matter,’ just insanely gross stuff that I couldn’t stand to hear. I was able to message Ken Benobi, one of the people fighting for a better empire, using one of the droids that brought me food, S3-E3. It took a while. I heard a bunch of commotion, then low and behold, some random scummy guy came to save me, saying some of the exact same things I called Mr. Benobi to escape from. I didn’t want to leave the cell with him, anyway, so he manhandled me and forced me onto his shoulder as thunder troopers started shooting at us. I saw that Mr. Benobi was fighting Daddy, and I kept punching the guy grabbing me to go save Benobi, but he refused. I don’t know why, but my brother was with them and was scared about the whole mess he got involved in as he shot us into warp speed. Before I could try and ask him about what was happening, the base uncloaked itself and started beaming us in. I was getting ready to meet the Grand Moff when my brother started shooting at the base. I was screaming at them to stop, that it was an empire ship, and our dad was in there, but he wasn’t listening. He kept firing for a full minute, and in that time, he must’ve gotten lucky or something, cause one of the shots blew the ship to smithereens. Everyone on the ship was dead. Nothing in the ship could possibly be salvageable, with the warp core tainting all of the minerals. Everything is doomed, and it was because of my baby brother.