SAN HOLO AFFIDAVIT

 SAN HOLO AFFIDAVIT: 

Okay, first off, let me make one thing clear. I was hired for a gig to lift the spirits of a kid who just seen the corpse of his uncle and aunt. I even offered a discount to him, given the situation. I never really had any family, but I could empathize with them. He was feeling down during the trip, but after we went to Bighto Cant and I gave him some money to gamble with, he started living like there was no tomorrow. I even took him to a blaster range and let him shoot my laser pistol after I saw him eyeing it during an altercation at the bar when we first met. He had surprisingly good aim. We had a nonstop bender, and if anyone got rough with the kid, I got the muscle Pewie to sort it out. Everything went smoothly until his uncle wanted us to pick up some girl for an extra thousand credits. I needed that money. I had enough trouble buying gas for this highly discounted trip, but then the Hutts demanded a refund on some faulty weaponry I shipped for them. I put in the coordinates the uncle gave me, and it was a bit of a way away, but it was definitely worth the price in gas. The issue being they didn’t mention the girl was in the massive moon base that was created by the EMPIRE! I didn’t know what to do. I thought of turning back, but I remembered what the uncle did with his laser sword and had no choice but to go forward. In the end, we were able to get the girl, but the uncle stayed to fight the 2nd in command of the government, Dark Invader, for no reason. We had to go. I got shot in the arm, the girl kept hitting me as I had to carry her to the ship, and Pewie was spayed. I ran into the ship and told the kid to hit the gas. Just as I left, I saw the uncle glaring at me as he was executed by the state. I told the kid what happened when the coast was clear, or when it appeared to be at least, and he looked like he needed a minute to think things through. An hour past and the base appeared right in front of us and tried to beam us aboard. I was racking my brain on what to do. This was all the uncle’s doing, so I was planning on explaining everything to them, but before we got back in the sphere, the kid started shooting like a madman at the base. He was screaming the entire time, but he did it. He shot the base, and it blew up. Of all my years working as a bounty hunter, I can say for certain, a shot like that couldn’t happen by accident.