Wednesday, January 7, 2026

THE PEOPLE OF THE COSMIC EMPIRE v. SKUKE LYWALKER

 THE PEOPLE OF THE COSMIC EMPIRE 

Plaintiff 

v. 

SKUKE LYWALKER 

Defendant 

Statement of the Case 

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, Skuke Lywalker went on a space adventure with what the Cosmic Empire classified as terrorists. At some point during the trip, Skuke got caught in a tractor beam by the Empire’s Doom Sphere and attempted to shoot the sphere to protect himself. This led to the destruction of the Doom Sphere. The Cosmic Empire is now suing Skuke Lywalker for the damages caused to the Doom Sphere by Skuke’s reckless shooting and endangerment of the empire’s property. Skuke claims he was in the right and, therefore, is unwilling to pay the sum requested by the government.


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